COPPER WIRE

 

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year outside of New York City,
New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years.  They

came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network
more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers,  in the weeks that followed, a Los
Angeles, California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet somewhere just
outside Oceanside.  Shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: "California

archaeologists report a finding of 200 year old copper wire, have  concluded

that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech  communications
network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."

One week later, a local newspaper in Boaz, Alabama reported the  following:
"After digging down about 30 feet deep in his pasture near the community of
Sardis City, Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist,  reported that he found
absolutely nothing.  Bubba has therefore  concluded that 300 years ago,
Alabama had already gone  wireless".

Just makes a person proud to be from Alabama.

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